What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No go.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

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