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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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